Crewneck Sweatshirt - "I'm a Ho, Not the Christmas Kind" Funny Holiday Sweater

$43.97

Sizes: S

Colors: White

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Soft, cozy, and a little bit cheeky — this crewneck sweatshirt brings holiday sass in a comfortable, day-to-day package. The design reads with playful typography and a tiny Santa accent, giving off lighthearted, wink-and-smile energy without shouting. It sits mid-chest on a clean white background so the message stays the focus while the classic crewneck silhouette keeps things wearable year after year. Wear it for low-key gatherings, running errands between holiday plans, or curled up on the couch with hot cocoa. The feel is warm, familiar, and irreverent — exactly what someone with a sharp sense of humor and a love for casual comfort would reach for when the season turns festive.

Who this speaks to: People who enjoy sarcastic holiday humor, lovers of cozy layerable pieces, and anyone wanting an easy, comfortable option for relaxed holiday events. It pairs naturally with jeans, leggings, or pajama bottoms for laid-back holiday hosting or virtual family hangs.

Story snippet: Picture dim string lights, a mug that fogs at the rim, and a playlist of retro holiday tracks. You slip on this sweatshirt, grin at the message, and the room fills with soft laughter. It’s the kind of piece that starts conversations and keeps the mood light — practical warmth with a wink.

Tone & language for the audience: Casual, conversational, and specific to fans of tongue-in-cheek holiday apparel. Mentions of cozy nights, casual gatherings, and gift-exchange evenings are woven in naturally to show why it fits into their seasonal routine.

Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; double-needle stitching at key seams for longevity

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
-

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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Crewneck Sweatshirt - "I'm a Ho, Not the Christmas Kind" Funny Holiday Sweater

$43.97

Sizes: S

Colors: White

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Soft, cozy, and a little bit cheeky — this crewneck sweatshirt brings holiday sass in a comfortable, day-to-day package. The design reads with playful typography and a tiny Santa accent, giving off lighthearted, wink-and-smile energy without shouting. It sits mid-chest on a clean white background so the message stays the focus while the classic crewneck silhouette keeps things wearable year after year. Wear it for low-key gatherings, running errands between holiday plans, or curled up on the couch with hot cocoa. The feel is warm, familiar, and irreverent — exactly what someone with a sharp sense of humor and a love for casual comfort would reach for when the season turns festive.

Who this speaks to: People who enjoy sarcastic holiday humor, lovers of cozy layerable pieces, and anyone wanting an easy, comfortable option for relaxed holiday events. It pairs naturally with jeans, leggings, or pajama bottoms for laid-back holiday hosting or virtual family hangs.

Story snippet: Picture dim string lights, a mug that fogs at the rim, and a playlist of retro holiday tracks. You slip on this sweatshirt, grin at the message, and the room fills with soft laughter. It’s the kind of piece that starts conversations and keeps the mood light — practical warmth with a wink.

Tone & language for the audience: Casual, conversational, and specific to fans of tongue-in-cheek holiday apparel. Mentions of cozy nights, casual gatherings, and gift-exchange evenings are woven in naturally to show why it fits into their seasonal routine.

Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; double-needle stitching at key seams for longevity

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
-

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product